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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- Vacation
- The River
- (singing)These are the people in your neighborhood...
- Good News: The Universe Remains in Balance
- Make room on the trophy shelf
- gangsta grip (haiku)
- conversation on the trolley
- work today (haiku)
- finally......
- 69th Street Station, Philadelphia
- The Fashion Police
- My Favorite Part of the Day
- angello's
- pretending to work
- cry baby
- No. 203
- A.C. Lighthouse
- Iman part 2
- Green Day: Novacaine
- Woman on the Bus
- The New Harry Potter Book
- spin
- Ferris Wheel, Ocean City, NJ
- he should kiss me if he plans to screw me....
- So mad my legs are numb
- Yo Adrian!!!
- Dead-on and Strong
- Craziness Revealed!
- nothing's going to change my world
- Maybe I should skip a few issues
- a legend in my own mind
- Dead End
- The Spoiler
- Trailers and shit
- The Fantastic Four
- It's Genius
- A Match for the Fire
- The Simple Things
- People on my side - Friends of Carlotta
- fuck
- Bring the Hammer Down
- Live 8 Philadelphia Soundcheck Photos
- Live 8 Philadelphia Soundcheck
- Batman Begins
- Need an ass-kickin....
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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