Tuesday, July 19, 2005

The New Harry Potter Book

I took the day off and finnished it, here's whats important:

*Ron brings Hermonie home for a party, she gets drunk and gets knocked up by one of the twins. There's a funny scene where Dumbledore has to cast a special spell to figure out which one is the Father.

* Crabbe & Goyle get each others names tattooed on their shoulders

* The new 'Defense of the Dark Arts'Teacher (Mr Snuffleluffogus) Eats an Bernie Botts Every Flavor Bean, and gets "Ass Flavor" and dies vomiting.

* Draco Malfoy says something really sinister

* Harry renegotiates his contract with JK Rowling...says that his true wish is to Direct

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You forgot where Harry misses his Saving Throw and gets Polymorphed into a Beholder.

steakbellie said...

and you and I are the last of our kind to understand such language....