I'll have the fillet marsalla (eight words)
waitress
gave us details
about sons
botched
circumcision
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
waitress
gave us details
about sons
botched
circumcision
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mother's scream.
three hundred
others stopped
dead silent.
The kid was ok.
We were at a wrestling tournament with 600 kids and their families in the building. It’s not uncommon to see a wrestler crying. Kids get twisted, stretched and bumped all day long and more than a few of them will cry after their match. It’s an emotional and physical investment to fight another person.
What is surprisingly rare is that a kid actually gets hurt during a match. Seriously hurt, broken bones, joints and muscles. Plenty of brusies and scratches but you never see anything more serious. Unlike sports like football and soccer, there is very little momentum when the kids come together, so there is no impact.
Something happened on the mat next to me and the kid must have gone unconscious for a second. His mom let out a howl that was so incredibly haunting as she streaked across the mat towards him.
Now realize people were already yelling at the matches already being fought in the gym. There was easily 300 people in this particular gym waiting for their own matches to come up but there was something in her voice that silenced the entire gym. I looked over and the kid was sitting up, looking confused. Her voice haunted me for the rest of the day.
Reminds me of a line from a Pixies song:
"..the sound that a Mother makes, when the baby breaks...."
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dreams beaten from you
on one inch Resolite
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Marine One,
Take this
burden away.
maybe Texas?
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The Sirens of Titan
The Bitches of Ganymede
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tripped
in the forrest
and made
no sound
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your scowling face.
it exhausts me.
i'm spent.
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I'm looking forward
to messages
unapproved by
anyone
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if found;
deliver me to
Nebraskan
Emergency Room
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calls handled
in
the order
they are
received
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$100,000,000 and
cant play
in the
rain.
sissies.
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"Sound like
a couple
of faggots
to me"
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i dream
of punching
you in
the eye
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i looked
for it
and i
found it
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I can see
the moon
from my
house!
(thanks anon comment on previous post!)
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i can see russia
from
my
bathroom
window
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i plan
to
out last
all of
you
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