Good News: The Universe Remains in Balance

Despite great nashing of teeth and beating of chests, I am NOT the King of the Pool. I raced a valiant 2 laps of Feestyle, but alas did not win. I had so many things I wanted to do as King of the Pool, that I am now saddened for my wet subjects. It is more their loss than mine.

The Scepter is in the hands of a 17 year old lifeguard, who will udoubtibly rule with a tyranical hand. He will say things like "Dont Run" and "No Horseplay" He will blow his silver whistle at all of those who are not elevated above the pool, and relagate his enemies to the shallow end.

Enjoy your time my young prince. I'll be back to claim my throne next year....and next year...I will cheat!