Naked Zorro
There's a crappy little paper called the "Metro" that they give out for free in Philadelphia. It's like USA Today Lite, full color, short articles from the Nation and region, and about 24 - 32 pages long. The good thing about it is that you can read the entire thing in about 20 minutes.
At least once a week the Metro has a new report on Naked Zorro. Naked Zorro is a guy who runs around completely naked except for the Zorro mask. The Police are baffled, and there are no leads. I think it's more than one person.
This morning a woman jogger spotted him at 4:30 AM. He ran past her and said "I'm Zorro!
At least once a week the Metro has a new report on Naked Zorro. Naked Zorro is a guy who runs around completely naked except for the Zorro mask. The Police are baffled, and there are no leads. I think it's more than one person.
This morning a woman jogger spotted him at 4:30 AM. He ran past her and said "I'm Zorro!
1 comment:
Shit, she heard me?
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