And Life Quickly Responds....
So, as soon as I hit 'publish' on my stupid complaint, my wife calls to say that the husband of a lady we know died last night. You're a schmuck Steakbellie, come on in unison this time....
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- Truly Disappointed
- A great story I found whilst blog jumping....
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- Just because he's cute
- When there's nothing you can do
- Weekend Adventure
- A mighty tale of woe and regret
- Good Advice
- Behold the Burning Bush!
- Great Ideas Are Scary
- The Girl at Atlantic & Chelsea
- My Fathers Day Gift
- Recent Photo, by request
- Holy Chitlins!
- Weezer does a kickass Velouria
- The Reaper has been issued a used two-tone mini-van
- Death Comes for Mr Squirrel
- Live 8 Philadelphia, PA
- The ipod killed the Radio Star
- God, I could use some chocolate.....
- limbs lost to lies
- The Runaway Bride and Society - Lessons Learned
- does anyone understand women?
- shoulda stayed home
- Just How Retarted Are We?
- Lunchtime Line at the WaWa (a haiku)
- Sing it Alice Cooper.....
- Galapogos (or 'Son of Sir Robin')
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
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