Holy Chitlins!
I've been growing out my Goat-T for the first time in over a year. You should see how much freaking grey is in it...I'm a wise old man!!!!!
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- When there's nothing you can do
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- Good Advice
- Behold the Burning Bush!
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- My Fathers Day Gift
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- Weezer does a kickass Velouria
- The Reaper has been issued a used two-tone mini-van
- Death Comes for Mr Squirrel
- Live 8 Philadelphia, PA
- The ipod killed the Radio Star
- God, I could use some chocolate.....
- limbs lost to lies
- The Runaway Bride and Society - Lessons Learned
- does anyone understand women?
- shoulda stayed home
- Just How Retarted Are We?
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- Galapogos (or 'Son of Sir Robin')
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- Outside the Kindergarten Graduation
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Shhh...They Are Sleeping....
Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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3 comments:
There is this thing called a camera. They're even digitial now.
You should try it. It's great for showing pictures of things that you're talking about.
I would like to say that"Some of us dont have time to sit around all day and PhotoShop picture of SelfCentered Butterface Models or take photos of our increasingly greying beards" but the reality is that I do have the time....wiseass
I have so much grey now they call me 'Reed' at work, as in 'Reed -old frickin' guy- Richards".
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