There Are Only Stupid People
I like to think of myself as a student of life. I contemplate things like the birth of the Universe, String Theroy, and that refridgerator light puzzle. None of these things actually effect my life in an everyday sort of way, but I think the excercise of being curious is imperitive to longevity.
So here's today's question....If I take a pee and it smells like Paint Thinner, should I be concerned?
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I'm not a doctor, but sometimes I play one on the internet. I just pulled a gigantic medical diagnostics book off the shelf here at work and looked it up...
have you eaten any asparagus in the past 12 hours?
if no, how many burgers did you eat in the past 24 hrs?
My guess: your diet is catching up to you. I think you've got ketonuria. E-mail me if you want more info.
If you don't want more info, that's cool. But please SEE A DOCTOR real soon, ok?
Awesome invesigation!
I'm ok though, I had 'all you can eat ribs' last night at a restaurant, which would account for the Keytone excess. (Lots of Salt and Protein) Big glass of water cleared it up.
My diet 9-5 during the week consists soley of cut fruit and oat-meal, so I'm not too worried about getting too much excess Protein. (The hamburgers have almost no meat on them toboot)
Yay! I'm so glad you're okay!
Many years ago I had to deal with hyperketosis when I did one of those high-protein/low carb diets, and I ended up in a big heap of trouble with my liver.
Amazingly, I fully recovered and rose to prominence as the weekend alcoholic I am today. Proof positive there is a God.
arrrgh! eff'n BLOGGER!
You see what I mean????
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