Steakbellie Brought the Sexy Back....
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- Nothing left but to show up
- Blonde Lightning
- DICK MOVE
- ...two bits
- There Are Only Stupid People
- and then a sensible dinner...
- Nickel 56
- Friends of Carlotta
- gunshy
- Beware the Burger of Damocles
- Eventually, I'm going to need better lies
- Telegram for Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra (ha...
- I would gladly pay for Thursday (haiku)
- about me (eight words)
- almost serious
- I have the head the size of a watermellon. Someti...
- test (haiku)
- My Big Secret
- Enough of that crap.....
- A great post concerning the Iraq Civil War and 9/11
- static
- Sept 11, 2006
- My Pet Goat (haiku)
- laundy's done
- The first three 9/11 anniversaries were very emoti...
- (eight words)
- Thirty Is My New Twenty
- An Inspirational Story, by Artie Lang (Age 39)
- on todays plate (haiku)
- Paris Hilton
- News a la Mode (eight words)
- i can still be hurt (haiku)
- Crikey!!!!
- License to Ill
- Steakbellie Brought the Sexy Back....
- Proud
- "eight, eight, I forget what eight was for...."
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Do You Know Where You Are Right Now?8 years ago
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QUICK THOUGHT FROM THE KILIMANJARO MARATHON10 years ago
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Blog Moved!11 years ago
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The Album Game12 years ago
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Al Sharpton, "Keeping it Real"?12 years ago
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And The American Idol Finale Winner Is...12 years ago
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Wha?14 years ago
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Hey Everybodddeeeeyyyyyy15 years ago
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Indexed is moving!16 years ago
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Competitive Eating Links
Shhh...They Are Sleeping....
Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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3 comments:
intriguing!
and then what happened?...
and then he was asked to empty the dishwasher and make the kids school lunches.....
hmpfh. The stories in Penthouse Forum never end this way. I'm beginning to suspect maybe someone makes them up. ;-D
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