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My Demons
are more reliable
then I am
My first
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- Beware the Burger of Damocles
- Eventually, I'm going to need better lies
- Telegram for Prime Minister Thaksin Shinawatra (ha...
- I would gladly pay for Thursday (haiku)
- about me (eight words)
- almost serious
- I have the head the size of a watermellon. Someti...
- test (haiku)
- My Big Secret
- Enough of that crap.....
- A great post concerning the Iraq Civil War and 9/11
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- Sept 11, 2006
- My Pet Goat (haiku)
- laundy's done
- The first three 9/11 anniversaries were very emoti...
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- Thirty Is My New Twenty
- An Inspirational Story, by Artie Lang (Age 39)
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- News a la Mode (eight words)
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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4 comments:
Our worst impulses
work
even off the clock.
Do I keep my compulsions
in the afterlife?
Your compulsions
keep you
in their own afterlife.
Never underestimate
The power
of the
Common demon.
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