Paris Hilton

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This morning we woke to breaking news of Paris Hiltons arrest for DUI. Those that know me, know the pure joy I glean from news like this. I hate these people and I spend all of my free time hating them. I close my eyes and concentrate on blowing up their heads, like that 'Scanners' Movie. When Britney Spears stole that dancer from his pregnant wife I giggled with anticipation of the trainwreck. When Angelina Jolie stole Brad away from Jen, I walked on clouds.

This is how I fight The Man. I can cry for a stranger, these are NOT real people.

However, this news didnt excite me and thats toubling. Paris Hilton has 'Bizarro Fame'. Her 'Career' is built on bad publicity, and this is just another log to her infamy. She NEEDS bad press to continue staying in the spotlight...she is Anti-Famous.

I wonder if she did a selfless act for someone, something truly kind....would the public finally be repulsed from that Horse-Faced idiot? Would we finally be free of her?