Things I Do Once A Year
* Take a shower (even if I dont need it!)
* Break my hand punching a door (did that this summer!)
* Throw out my back (this morning!)
All thats left to do is to drink too much and puke, then I'm good till next year!
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
* Take a shower (even if I dont need it!)
* Break my hand punching a door (did that this summer!)
* Throw out my back (this morning!)
All thats left to do is to drink too much and puke, then I'm good till next year!
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Great how about my column?
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