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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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October
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- Chain Reaction
- top of the cake
- Admit One
- The Lion's Press Conference
- someone else's turn
- The rain's coming down on the inside too
- Rabbit Stew for Steakbellie
- Clan Steakbellie
- Game in the Rain
- Cutting the legs out from under yourself
- enough already.....
- Approximation of a Man
- Drunk with Editorial Power!!!
- Camper
- What if it worked?
- The Local Dump
- I'm a dog people
- hand me the graviton
- didnt win.....
- Understanding Women
- Understanding Men
- fall in the city (haiku)
- Steakbellie hits it big
- The 5:35 El
- How many fingers am I holding up?
- three for monday
- i think i'm happy or something like it
- Pink Tie
- I Love You, Kurt Vonnegut
- Tylenol PM and Miller Lite
- The Man In Black - Johnny Cash
- Going Home
- Misery Index: High
- Question For Iris
- At least I know who's looking out for me....
- A Eulogy for a Friend
- Things I Do Once A Year
- Occasional Home of George W Bush
- There's Ed
- What good can come of this?
- Countdown to Blastoff
- sunshine on my backside (haiku)
- (drunk_+)Everything I learned in college still app...
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Disappointed Readers
Blogs Worth Your Time
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Do You Know Where You Are Right Now?8 years ago
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QUICK THOUGHT FROM THE KILIMANJARO MARATHON10 years ago
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Blog Moved!11 years ago
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The Album Game12 years ago
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Al Sharpton, "Keeping it Real"?12 years ago
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And The American Idol Finale Winner Is...12 years ago
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Wha?14 years ago
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Hey Everybodddeeeeyyyyyy15 years ago
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Indexed is moving!16 years ago
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Competitive Eating Links
Shhh...They Are Sleeping....
Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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