hand me the graviton

I sit in a high gravity area.
It sounds funny but it's true. The multiplied force ensures that I dont leave to do something interesting, and they dont have to post guards. They know I'm not going anywhere.

I can get up to get water, but I am drawn back down into my low chair soon after. I try to calculate what my escape velocity is, but the math is too difficult, and I'm too tired from sitting here all day.