Poisoned
Last night I tried to kill myself with a pile of hot peppers I grew in my garden. I cooked them on the grill soaked in olive oi, and garlic salt.
Today, I will try to end my life with countless cups of coffee and perhaps a salad.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
Last night I tried to kill myself with a pile of hot peppers I grew in my garden. I cooked them on the grill soaked in olive oi, and garlic salt.
Today, I will try to end my life with countless cups of coffee and perhaps a salad.
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