Closed For Renovations
Here's what we do....we close it down, the whole F'ing country. Bring everyone home and post huge 'closed for renovations' signs that can be seen from Europe. We stop the tv feeds, the movies, Internet, flights, all contact.
While we're closed we take all that money that we're spending on building bridges in Iraq, and fix our bridges. Those schools? The money goes to our falling apart schools. We paint EVERYTHING, even the dog..new paint.
Nobody is allowed to go to do anything but paint and clean. Plants some shrubs, mow the lawn...take care of our OWN country for once. Fix all the Levys, brush everyones teeth.
DisneyLand...TWICE as big....
We dont tell anyone what we're doing (except maybe the Canadians, I think they still like us alittle) and then when we take down the signs, and let everyone back in, we'll be a real country again. Something to be proud of....
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You shut down the internet and I will throw a flaming bag of crap on your door.
I'll save you from a bag of shit Steakbellie.
Here... go here.
http://www.shibumi.org/eoti.htm
no WE still get the internet, just the rest of the world cant have access to our sites or get any email from us. We dont want them to know what we're doing. Europe will have to step up and handle things without us.
So anyway I figure we should plan this thing for next summer. Everybody has the whole summer off, except when they are on 'Work Crew' fixing our schools and bridges. Each family is also being issued a 1974 Pontiac Grand Safari Station Wagon, to drive around the country in to see some of the great things we have here.
Color Options for the Station Wagon are as follows:
Dark Metalic Red
Brown With Faux Wood Sides
Tan With Faux Wood Sides
Babyshit Green With Faux Wood Sides
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