Your Papers Please.....
My Drivers Lisence is Expired.
This causes me to have conversations like this at the bank:
Teller: You know that your lisence has expired Mr Steakbellie.
Steakbellie: Yeah, but at least I havent.
(silence)
Teller: You're going to have to speak to a Manager.
I have a long storied battle with my nemisis the NJDMV. They won the most recent victory when I fled to PA. My PA liscence came due when I turned 35 last month, and it really wouldnt be all that hard to get a new one if you were anyone else. I however have made it a much bigger problem.
I've grown a Grizzly Adams beard for the contest and I dont want to take my Lisence photo with a beard. It would be a bad idea like when suddenly I shaved my head the day before I got my passport photo acouple of years ago. So that puts it back to Feb 6th before I can be clean shaven.
The main problem is that I want to wear a tuxedo when I get the photo done. I always thought that it would be a cool thing to have you DL picture in a tux. In fact a few months ago when i made my list of things i have to do before i die, it was one of the things on that list...but all of that means i have to take half a day off from work, because i'm not wearing a tux to the office. I dont want these people to have any idea how fucked up i really am.
I may have to get the liscence sooner with the beard and then get a duplicate with the tux.....that would just plain suck.....
This causes me to have conversations like this at the bank:
Teller: You know that your lisence has expired Mr Steakbellie.
Steakbellie: Yeah, but at least I havent.
(silence)
Teller: You're going to have to speak to a Manager.
I have a long storied battle with my nemisis the NJDMV. They won the most recent victory when I fled to PA. My PA liscence came due when I turned 35 last month, and it really wouldnt be all that hard to get a new one if you were anyone else. I however have made it a much bigger problem.
I've grown a Grizzly Adams beard for the contest and I dont want to take my Lisence photo with a beard. It would be a bad idea like when suddenly I shaved my head the day before I got my passport photo acouple of years ago. So that puts it back to Feb 6th before I can be clean shaven.
The main problem is that I want to wear a tuxedo when I get the photo done. I always thought that it would be a cool thing to have you DL picture in a tux. In fact a few months ago when i made my list of things i have to do before i die, it was one of the things on that list...but all of that means i have to take half a day off from work, because i'm not wearing a tux to the office. I dont want these people to have any idea how fucked up i really am.
I may have to get the liscence sooner with the beard and then get a duplicate with the tux.....that would just plain suck.....
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