rise to your feet
they can tell you that you dont have the killer instinct, but you only need to forget yourself once to leave the mat with someone elses blood smeared on your chest. then they shut the fuck up.
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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4 comments:
Nice try, Softee. But we know the truth.
Dick Facey?
You going to terrorize me with the Name Game next?
HA!
I'm not THAT stupid, you know more dirty words than I do!
this is actually based on a wrestling match i had in high school that i've been meaning to write about.
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