mr nosey nose (haiku)
mind your own business
stop checking my monitor
you've blown it with me
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
mind your own business
stop checking my monitor
you've blown it with me
Labels: haiku
6 comments:
This is my favorite haiku. Not just of yours. My favorite ever.
yes very impressive haiku :)
yeah, this is some guy who works here, and when he wants to talk to me....comes all the way into my office, around my desk and behind me, so he can look at my screen. It drives me up a fucking wall...my life isnt that interesting, bungholio, go away and stare at your own screen....
oooooh I'd have to hurt that guy. or at least humiliate him so he stayed away from me.
bungholio.
mr broken nose (haiku)
see this? it's a fist
watch it connect to your nose
not so nosey now
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