refusal of service

I was supposed to eat 9lbs of oalmeal today. Everthing about me says...nah...not today. I was sore for days after 8lbs, and then it made me stupid and tired. (well tired, i was stupid for eating it)

I will do it tomorrow though. I like cool anecdotes, and they are only good if true.

"Hey, remember that time you ate 9lbs of oatmeal?"
"Yeah, that was pretty cool, huh?"
"Didnt I read in the paper that you passed out on the train in a pool of high fiber vommit?"
"I think I hear my Mom calling"