I just ate 7lbs of Oatmeal
Now I cant go swimming for 30 minutes...
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- Full
- toughguys
- Chix Hate Beards
- ughh....
- say my name (haiku)
- taste the pain
- Steakbellie Speaks
- refusal of service
- Your Papers Please.....
- social distortion
- Yo! Adrian!
- Commitment
- who's the wise guy that made all these freakin rules?
- The Dead Woman in my Dining Room
- return to sender (haiku)
- untitled (haiku)
- Steakbellie's Prayer
- wrestling advice to son #2 (haiku)
- poker nite with the boys (haiku)
- I just ate 8lbs of Oatmeal
- Birdy Once Had a Thought....
- all the way (haiku)
- Samson strides the puddles (haiku)
- Further Revelations of Stupidity from the College ...
- when bush said he would listen to differing views ...
- I just ate 7lbs of Oatmeal
- what i accomplished (haiku)
- Habias Corpus
- t shit logo
- Happy MLK Day
- When Johnny Douche-Bag Talks.....
- i am veal
- it's all shifting to carbon anyway (haiku)
- The Persistance of SRV(F)
- I just ate 6lbs of Oatmeal....
- rise to your feet
- Missin my M@xie
- Getting to know the Quaker Guy.....the hard way
- The Axle of Evil
- keeping warm
- getting the boys off to school (haiku)
- Steakbellie emerges from coma-like sleep, moves ha...
- "Bush Listens to Suggestions on Iraq"
- Excuse me while I consult my Pornographer (haiku)
- teeth smacked against cold hard chrome pipes (haiku)
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- Sangroncito we hardly knew ye....
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- The future comes into focus
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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2 comments:
isn't that like eating "colon blow" (old SNL commercial)
god, you have no idea......
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