Monday, December 11, 2006

Rachael Ray petitions the court for my attention


I'm only vaugly aware of who this person is. Without knowing for certain, I'm assuming that she's one of these personalities that Oprah Winfrey shits into existance every other year or so.

I know that people like her because she's spunky.
I know that people hate her because she's spunky.

Suddenly she is throwing herself before me on Wheaties boxies, and cans of Cambell soup. Anusol has a special 'Rachael Ray' branded package. She is on magazine covers. She has a line of vanilla scented garbage bags.

Has her fame been a crescendo or is it as sudden as it feels for me? What does she do? Was she photographed with Paris Hilton or something?

15 comments:

Chris the Hippie said...

Pffft. Got me. I've never heard of her... She looks annoying, though. Spunky.

gerberdaisy said...

she is an annoying little freak!!! and my tolerance for oprah is on a steady decline.

Wendy said...

Not my style. Too contrived, perky, commercial. Ick.

Anonymous said...

If they were going to plaster someone from Food Network all over everything, it should've been Giada DeLaurentis. Yowza!

Dave S. said...

Giada is hotta, but I'm more of a Nigella Lawson kind of guy.

Anonymous said...

I actually don't think Oprah has anything to do with her. She started out with one show on the Food Network, and now has several. One of her shows has her trotting around to different cities, trying local foods and leaving shitty tips for "$40 a Day." It's not just that she's spunky, it's that her voice makes you want to kill someone. She's very over-exaggerated in everything she does (she's known for "porn face" when tasting things), and she has many little annoying catchphrases, like "EVOO" for extra virgin olive oil. She posed in FHM once.

steakbellie said...

so is she one of those woman that all women hate? how is she still on tv? can it be all guys watching her cooking shows? I mean I'm interested in seeing her 'Porn Face' now!

katrocket said...

I'm making it a personal mission to take this bitch down. My people specialize in celebrity chefs.

ArtieLange said...

My son and I love Rachel Ray. She's so cute with that upstate New York accent. All the women saying bad things about her are closeted lesbos and fear being outed.

Nice try, Ladies. My peeps know all about your sick, sick world

katrocket said...

ha! Artie has so much to learn about lesbians. The Lezzies LOVE R.R.! She's so perky!

Yeah, okay, it's all about boobs.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't P!$$ on her if she was on fire...I've been watching food network for years and I always turn her off. Why couldn't opera support Giada De Laurentiis http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/giada_delaurentiis/0,1974,FOOD_10968,00.html

steakbellie said...

Kat,
You must remember that all of Arties knowledge of Lesbians is completely fantasy based. He holds a lesson every morning in the shower.
Thankyou

Anonymous said...

Ooo, an opera-supported Giada. I'd go to that.

I don't think all women hate her; obviously the Oprah crowd loves her. I think she's just very annoying. Not in a "I'm very hot and you are very jealous" kind of way. Just a "I have a screechy voice and use a garbage bowl" kind of way.

Anonymous said...

Liz,

A garabage BOWL?

Anonymous said...

Yes, that's one of her "things."