the lone push pin on the open bare floor
you havent noticed it until just too late
patient....tenacious
can there be such a duality?
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Friday, December 15, 2006
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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7 comments:
Ugh. Brings back a memory of a thumbtack on the closet floor, and a game of hide-n-seek, when I was a kid. My heel hurts now.
Step on somethin' there, didja Sparky?
Nothing brings righteous tears to my eyes as fast as unfair pain. Why did the pin in the carpet poke ME? It's JUST NOT FAIR!
You are SO on the "Defense Team" buddy ['specially if Philly wins!]
Looking forward to the Wing Bowl.
[PS I sew all the time...ask my family about my pins on the floor. I have to "pay per pin" for what they step on. damn.]
I just re read my above comment and I hope you don't think it is cryptic.
I am also HERE to wish YOU a VERY HAPPY birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!
As Gerber [your lovely wife] said birthdays are very important...and I want you to have the happiest one! [guess I missed it by 4 hours...sorry...insomnia]
You are a great Dad and a wonderful husband...Gerber's post was "special" - I am glad she wrote it just for you.
Me and SkippyHusband wish you the best.
Hugs.
Happy Birthday, and congratulations! As a person who contributes to the internet, you are Time magazine's person of the year! You are now one step closer to being People's sexiest man. The publishing world is clearly paying attention.
I guess I missed something, Happy Birthday!
I hope you weren't one of those poor kids who got a "Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas gift. I knew a couple of those poor souls :)
yeah, i always got screwed out of the gifts....maybe next time around?
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