HEADLINE: SRF still taken so Nikki Taylor settles for some Racecar Driver
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- The night of Dec 29th
- HEADLINE: SRF still taken so Nikki Taylor settles ...
- Casting Call
- An Artie Lang Exclusive
- breaking myself
- December 22nd 2006 (haiku)
- Apparently some of you are more anonymous than you...
- Your Input Please!
- God, we look dumb.
- Rachael Ray Cant Take 'No' for an Answer
- "Lost in the Flood"
- Kettlebells will fuck your shit up.
- I am Time's Person of the Year
- i could always self-medicate (haiku)
- the lone push pin on the open bare floor
- Attention All Employees
- Worlds Tallest Man Saves Dolphins
- Deja Vu: HEADLINE: WORLDS OLDEST PERSON DIES
- Forgiven for being, like famous
- Kettlebells
- Important Memo from Secret SpyMaster General
- Rachael Ray petitions the court for my attention
- one of the reasons you are an asshole (eight words)
- this is my normal (haiku)
- misdirection (haiku)
- A corner of Heaven that I am not allowed to visit
- 2ft Hoagie, Half Gallon of Lemonade, Small bag of ...
- Wing Bowl 15 Tickets sell out in 24 Hours
- i'm ready.
- Pigeon Man in the Park (eight words)
- i'm bored of me (haiku)
- will miss you baby bird....
- lets get this over with (haiku)
- On Edge
- Agent Thirty-Nine Knows
- I'll bet he wears white after Labor Day.
- The Mom-Dad-Jesus-Santa Negotiations
- Take this cold from me
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- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
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- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
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3 comments:
so she doesn't marry SRF. I still expect some hot monkey lovey- happening between the two of them whenever he's in Miami.
SRF...still taken.
ahhh...to be in love! It's so nice to see! Even Old Artie Lange can appreciate the joy that comes with committment.
But, if that's the case, can I borrow the timeshare SRF bought, unbeknownst to his wife, in Miami?
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