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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- The night of Dec 29th
- HEADLINE: SRF still taken so Nikki Taylor settles ...
- Casting Call
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- breaking myself
- December 22nd 2006 (haiku)
- Apparently some of you are more anonymous than you...
- Your Input Please!
- God, we look dumb.
- Rachael Ray Cant Take 'No' for an Answer
- "Lost in the Flood"
- Kettlebells will fuck your shit up.
- I am Time's Person of the Year
- i could always self-medicate (haiku)
- the lone push pin on the open bare floor
- Attention All Employees
- Worlds Tallest Man Saves Dolphins
- Deja Vu: HEADLINE: WORLDS OLDEST PERSON DIES
- Forgiven for being, like famous
- Kettlebells
- Important Memo from Secret SpyMaster General
- Rachael Ray petitions the court for my attention
- one of the reasons you are an asshole (eight words)
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- A corner of Heaven that I am not allowed to visit
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
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4 comments:
Just read Daisee's blog.
You complete each other well.
(man, I'm so lonely)
Man, that's good.
Love this. So true.
You are so profound. Glad Skippy sent me your way. I look forward to hearing more culinary adventures.
Oh, but don't try looking at the new Britney pics while training. I almost tossed my cookies cuz I thought the image would be pixilated. No. Saw more of Britney Spears than her gyno... since she had that c-section and he didn't need to be 'down there'. (yes, I even saw the scar, so I KNOW he wasn't down there.) Hmmm... makes me wonder if she even bothered waxing before the birth...
oh, i have such a sick mind.
Nice to meet you. lol...
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