I feel like punching Tom Cruise in a 'Silent Fight' (haiku)
dont you get it yet?
we are all laughing at you
and your brainwashed bride
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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5 comments:
Amen!
I second the amen :)
Oh and I saw this...
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0312339682/downandoutint-20/102-2445477-1764168
thought of you.
This is very funny, because it's so true. I won't heap praise on you for stating the obvious, but I will hold that tiny f**cker down while you beat him.
supposedly this idiot made a joke a week ago about 'eating the placenta'. i'm not easy to gross-out but this does that, mostly because nobody is really sure if he is joking
ugh. that's just so WRONG.
for a while, i also thought that whole personal ultrasound machine thing was a joke too.
apparently not, but i still like to pretend that all items relating to TomKat are just a gigantic media joke. I don't feel good living in a world where assholes like this have so much influence over so many people.
oh, and speaking of Assholes in Power, here's a great article.
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