15 in 9:19
off-pace. i'm disappointed......
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
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2 comments:
A little... Don't let it get you down. You took last week off, remember, and you have a few weeks yet in which to polish your craft.
Maybe if you dunked the buns in beer instead of water...?
thankyou, I just belly laughed!!!!!
awesome....
I'm getting to the capacity levels where I think I may start purging. My stomach feels surprisingly fine, but I've been groggy for the last few hours from whatever chemicals they put in those damn hotdogs....
Maybe the alcohol in the beer would counteract it?!?!?
There needs to be a study....
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