Point and laugh at the geek

Every morning as Larry takes a leak in the backyard and the first drops of blessed coffee drip into the pot, I sit down in front of the computer and get my first dose of the days news. I read Yahoo News, I like how they list 'Top Stories' and then 'Popular Stories'.

Today one of the Top Stories was:

Earth's Core Spinning Faster Than Crust

sitting there in my underwear I grumble at the screen "No Shit Sherlock, how the hell else to you think we have a Magnetosphere?"