Everybody wants something....
I want a tuna and cheese hoagie with lettuce, tomato, onion and Hot Pepper.
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- My Fiance can beat up your Fiance
- kick-flip
- AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- justice delivered
- Point and laugh at the geek
- nail this upon the wooden door
- None but the Brave
- football
- Google, why hadst thou abandoned me?
- A Change of Heart
- Armstrong and Doping
- Secret Mission in Pennsylvania
- Haiku's in the workplace
- My Poor Wife....
- How to Make Yourself Sick
- Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'In...
- "Because thats what you wanted to do..."
- Happy Birthday Dad
- I think I could be happy at Home Depot
- Stupid People
- Sex, Beer or Toblerone
- Revelation at the YumYum Palace
- Walking through the Park
- Everybody wants something....
- Skin Deep
- Island Swim
- and begin
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Disappointed Readers
Blogs Worth Your Time
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Do You Know Where You Are Right Now?8 years ago
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QUICK THOUGHT FROM THE KILIMANJARO MARATHON10 years ago
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Blog Moved!11 years ago
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The Album Game12 years ago
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Al Sharpton, "Keeping it Real"?12 years ago
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And The American Idol Finale Winner Is...12 years ago
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Wha?14 years ago
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Hey Everybodddeeeeyyyyyy15 years ago
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Indexed is moving!16 years ago
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Competitive Eating Links
Shhh...They Are Sleeping....
Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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I want a three bedroom manhattan apartment in a doorman building.
I'll reply in a minute when I finish eating this hoagie...
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