Salami Man on the Train
As put forth by Genoa, there are only three reasons why the guy next to me should stink so unmistakably like Salami.
1.He has eaten alot of Salami
2.He has had a Salami Rub-Down
3.He is Salami
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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