It's a Fashion Coup

The Fashionistas are planning their coup
Knee High Leather boots all summer
White after Labor Day
Tweed to take out the garbage

Winters will wear summer colors
Somebody is in Lime
Someone else is fat, and has farted
Twice

Off-Black is the new Black
So are whites washed with something red
40 is the new 30
20 is stil 20 though

They'll take these streets by storm
Mixing Ralph Lauren with Jaquline Smith
Prada with non-Prada
I still have nothing to wear

They carry huge eyelash brushes caked with black gook
swabbing passersby with 5lbs of sticky beauty
The MaryKay Ladies will have their pink Caddys keyed
and then touched up with nail gloss by Jessica Simspon, (we dont want rust)

Hear the drums
Smell the Fragrance
Have a Latte
It's a Fashion Coup