Steakbellie Will Learn Ya
On windy days, always take the umbrella out of the glass table on the back deck. Otherwise you may spend an entire day prying glass chunks from between the boards with a butter knife.
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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6 comments:
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My mom used to make me take all of the patio furniture in and store it up in the rafters in the garage for the winter. Then take it all down in the spring and set it back up. Fortunately, she would do all the cleaning and washing of it.
this was all put away nicely until we had those 70 degree days a few weeks back......
I blame Gerber Daisee! I've put a jar on my desk for the "Restore Steakbellie's Broken Glass Fund". So far I've got : a crumpled up spreadsheet, some lint, a pack of gum, 3 nickels and a dollar. (the dollar's from me.) Sorry Steakbellie, sorry GerberD. Birdy should have told you, now you know :(((
SRF
dude! That sucks. Note to self... no glass topped tables. See there... ya learned me somethin'.
look on the bright side: those are really nice chairs. and you still have the umbrella.
last summer, my patio umbrella blew out of sight in a windstorm, like mary poppins floating up over the rooftops, only not nearly as enchanting.
now all i've got left is a crappy table with a hole in it.
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