Oscar Reality Check
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- New Tools for the Toolbox
- what I'd really like to dois:direct
- US BIKETREK 1992 part 2
- i think the gastank might be empty....
- Head Full of Gin Blossoms
- she had her very own:shopping cart
- New York Super Fudge Chunk (haiku)
- (haiku)
- SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCE (haiku)
- On a side note
- Philly gone to shit, help us Fresh Prince of Bel Air
- prayer
- today is full of opportunityi am full of distraction
- what are you waiting for?
- 12 in 5:42
- message to all ya'll reality tv producers:
- i only want twenty (haiku)
- Sizing up the Enemy
- Wrestling Girls (haiku)
- Steakbellie Will Learn Ya
- control
- Today is a day for doing
- depressing
- entertain me....
- US BIKETREK 1992 part 1
- RocketRadio: Bring home the (good) bacon
- Sunday Afternoon, In the Kitchen
- 10 in 5.5
- something to talk about
- so true....
- cold blue sky (haiku)
- Nathans (haiku)
- (haiku)
- (haiku)
- Pedigree
- 'bring your bad attitude to work' day
- puking in the side (around the world)
- Martes en el parque
- Turning Over A New Leaf
- inertia
- 9 in 6
- awesome fyi
- happy
- we are men
- a different kind of crazy
- none of this really matters
- ***THIS IS NOT A CHECK***
- update
- I'm having a BBQ
- Going Out On Top
- Well, THAT sucked....
- deep
- a small bit of friction
- Oscar Reality Check
- top, bottom, neutral, defer (haiku)
- end now? (haiku)
- International House of Bullshit
- Quit Daydreaming and get back to work
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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2 comments:
neithe can I? What are you saying hot shot?!?!?!?!
you are certainly Oscar worthy then
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