cold blue sky (haiku)
punch to the stomach
you just cant hurt me today
go ahead and swing
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- i think the gastank might be empty....
- Head Full of Gin Blossoms
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- New York Super Fudge Chunk (haiku)
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- SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCE (haiku)
- On a side note
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- prayer
- today is full of opportunityi am full of distraction
- what are you waiting for?
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- message to all ya'll reality tv producers:
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- Sizing up the Enemy
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- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
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- * Brew my own Beer
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- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
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6 comments:
you are one angry mother f---r!!
Thats how Houdini died, you know.
I was actually gonna name this Houdini, but I lost my thought and looked outside!
also, i prefer if you actually didnt punch me in the stomach
i'm concerned that a punch to the stomach would be a severe setback in your training, young Jedi.
agreed,
I'm fairly delicate....
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