i think the gastank might be empty....
i've got at least 3 very important articles that are sitting in my head, but i cant get more than a paragraph done before i'm completely bored with it. maybe i'm broken
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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3 comments:
Dude! I just had a though! This is gonna be great... It'll cure all your woes in a jiffy. For once I have the absolute, perfect thing to say. You're gonna love this.
All you gotta do is... Ah, the hell with it.
ok
you made me laugh
Thanks!
or maybe you just need an assistant who takes dictation while you drunkenly pontificate over a speakerphone, smiling inside cuz no one knows you're stumbling about in your underwear.
might ease the boredom.
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