big surprise (eight words)
i'm bored
with me
let me
be you
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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Frankly, I don't think you could handle being me.
But you may wish to audition for a position as my personal assistant on my new reality show "You're the One That I Want... To Assault With My Cellphone"
you're on!
If you were me, you'd be so bored you'd be reading you.
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