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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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January
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- Kiss Me, I Taste Like Chicken
- 96,210 fl oz of goodness.....
- The Meaning of Life (eight words)
- Concerning the theft of a very large can of beer (...
- Full Broadcast of Steakbellie's Wingbowl XV Qualifier
- Guest Blog/Guest Pic: Artie Lange: Steakbellie's M...
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- "What it's like to live and die"
- That's How We Roll
- each kiss goodnight is the very last one (haiku)
- Whats the first rule of Pillow-Fight Club???
- my own insecurities (eight words)
- the spare (haiku)
- Bush asks for a better idea (eight words)
- Phoning in the Win!
- Did anyone else notice?
- wrestling with sanity
- big surprise (eight words)
- and yet i cant tell the differences between my yes...
- The Steakbellie and WingKong Wingbowl Movie
- I'll be on 610WIP AM Radio tomorrow morning at aro...
- TCB
- tada.
- keep moving forward.
- No, I really am that crazy
- I am a forty-seven and a half foot tall giant (haiku)
- You're Doing a Heckava Job Bushie!
- details
- gong
- he dumb (eight words)
- The future is in doubt (eight words)
- oh yeah (eight words)
- They had Carrots in their Pockets
- off for a long weekend as a rodeo cowboy....
- Shazam!
- how to write a years worth of crap (eight words)
- happy to you
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Competitive Eating Links
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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3 comments:
Frankly, I don't think you could handle being me.
But you may wish to audition for a position as my personal assistant on my new reality show "You're the One That I Want... To Assault With My Cellphone"
you're on!
If you were me, you'd be so bored you'd be reading you.
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