Note to self
Dont wear the SpongeBob Squarepants Boxers on the days you go to the gym at lunch. Might make for some awkward moments in the locker room....
"Hey Check Out My Nose!!!!"
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
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- * Brew my own Beer
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6 comments:
muy macho!!!
¡Muy Malo!
OMG...that's just too funny for words!! Thanks for sharing!
Oh... So THAT'S why they call you Pinnochio. I see now.
I was hit 45454!
i still cant believe that many people read this...it must be like when you see a car accident along the highway
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