Monday, October 30, 2006

thirteen

As of today I've been married for 13 years.

By strange coincedence so has my wife.

What is the secret to being married this long?
I dont hold any great answer but these are some of the things I've been working on. I expect to have a much better list for my 50th.

You need to find someone who shares the same level of stuborn ignorance as you. I'm not joking about that. If the two of you are focused in the same direction you will get through most of lifes problems together, but thats not guarenteed.

Love is important but just love wont carry things accross this chasam of time. You both have to be open to the idea of working at it. The Wedding Day was not a finish line.

Women should remember that men dont read minds (or emotions either).
Men should remember that it's better to be kind than right.

Booze helps.

Avoid fucking other people.

Encourage your partner to get out with their friends once in awhile or pick a hobby.....even if it's a hobby you'll never really understand.
:)
While it may be difficult to maintain a completely independent identity in a marriage, it is wise to at least have some facets that are unique to one individual.

I love you honey, thanks for putting up with me for so long!

8 comments:

Wendy said...

Happy Anniversary. Your list ring true...

Anonymous said...

You have some fabulous insight. Happy Anniversary, and may there be many more.

Anonymous said...

Seems like just yesterday you were proclaiming your love for a Miss Gerber Daisee... Good Steakbellies! Sit! Stay! Roll over! Close the door... :) Here's to thirteen bazillion more!

katrocket said...

Very entertaining and insightful. You should consider writing a book about marriage. You're a lot funnier than Bill Cosby, that's for sure.

steakbellie said...

I love the Coz, so thats very kind. I like him better now that he's old and angry and speaking out against everything he can.

ArtieLange said...

Your gayness knows no boundries.

gerberdaisy said...

we're not suppossed to be sleeping with other people?!?!!?

d.K. said...

Congrats:
And wise words to live by:
"Women should remember that men dont read minds (or emotions either).
Men should remember that it's better to be kind than right."