How to Make a Lemon Cough
Buy a package of Lemon Crystal Light Drink Mix. Open one of the little plastic tubs and observe the very fine yellow powder. It's made that fine so that it will dissolve instantly in water.
Fill a 2 Quart Pitcher with Fresh Cold Water
Agressively dump the Crystal Light Powder into the pitcher. While most of the mix enters the water, you'll notice that the finest grains of powder actually bounce off of the meniscuss of water and create a yellow fog just above the surface for several seconds.
Put your face just over the pitcher and take a deep breath through your mouth. That yellow mist will enter your lungs and you'll start coughing Lemony Goodness!.
Dump pitcher down the drain and start over!
6 comments:
Blessed yellow fog,
lemony inhalations
gasping happily.
thats freaking awesome!
Good God, this cracked me up. You're supposed to wear a mask when you mix that stuff!
Next we'll be reading about a new medical syndrome called Lemon Lung. And we'll trace it all back to you.
Lemon Lung
thats hilarious!
I think I told you about the "shooting" of the Country Time Lemonade mix...oh what NASTY memories - I can taste that damn powder...YUCK!
I have this spray on hairwax that has a similar effect only it smells more orange.
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