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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- Humility, Shock & Awe
- so anyway.....
- thirteen
- A Deficeit in the Economy of Love
- words without credibility
- painfully distracted.....
- become a durable nothing (haiku)
- Accounting (haiku)
- Will be posting on an As Needed basis
- January 20th, 2009
- His tattoo will read:
- to the man who has run out of options:
- mornin' (haiku)
- one of those days
- The man who is bothering me
- same (haiku)
- Note to self
- My little brother is in Africa.
- "with hope in our hearts, and bricks in our hands"
- I'm disappointed in Kim Jong Ill
- Can we just hit the FF button?
- When somebody loves you....
- Lets pretend I dont care
- wet powder (eight words)
- October 12th or whenever (haiku)
- The Lunesta Seven Day Challenge
- we'll at least i can take the train
- and June Bug just wanted to get out....
- blue and distracted
- Skipper Black (haiku)
- No title
- How to Make a Lemon Cough
- how long will this meeting last? (haiku)
- simple man (haiku)
- time to be a big boy again (haiku)
- 40,000 Feet Over Virginia
- Seaver Miller
- Krystal Burgers Memphis Qualifier 2006
- This is not the Krystal Burger Write-Up
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October
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Al Sharpton, "Keeping it Real"?12 years ago
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And The American Idol Finale Winner Is...12 years ago
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Wha?14 years ago
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Hey Everybodddeeeeyyyyyy15 years ago
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Indexed is moving!16 years ago
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Competitive Eating Links
Shhh...They Are Sleeping....
Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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3 comments:
you're scaring me
...and will you be scribbling out your manifesto on the back of a placemat over the weekend?
A couple years ago we found a .3006 shell on the sidewalk in front of our house. When I picked it up I could tell someone had been banging on it with a rock or a hammer or something... When I read your haiku it reminded me of the mental image I had that day of some little four-year-old kid sitting on the sidewalk, banging a rifle cartridge with a rock... click, click, click, click, boom...
Darwinism in action?
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