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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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9 comments:
so what do you want?
(in this case)
Tuna Hoagie wit
Lettuce
Tomato
Onion
Hot Peppers
:)
99% of the time I order a sandwhich I get:
Ham & Swiss on a Kaiser Roll with Tomato, Onion and Yellow Mustard.
hey - just curious - is onion a guy thing?
when lunching with co-workers, I've observed that almost every female will avoid eating onions or garlic, and actually announce this fact at the table, as if they're doing their part to make the world a better place for all to live. Something about not feeling so fresh after lunch. Have you ever noticed this?
I usually go for soup or sushi.
what i've noticed is that it is a married/unmarried thing. Once you're hitched to someone you can:
eat onions
eat garlic (we do that alot)
fart in bed
get old
wow! i used to have big issues with the whole concept of marriage, but now I want one, dammit.
Birdy,
What's the record for Ham & Swiss on Kaiser?
it's as good a reason as any!
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