I forgot to eat breakfast this morning
Seriously, how the hell does that happen?
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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4 comments:
Okay, I'll bite. What happened? Did they catch you trying to shove an Egg McMuffin in your ear or something?
(Hey, my word verification is "babufto." What a cool word! I'm gonna have to start using it in conversation... "Excuse me, I seem to have dropped my babufto. What a mess." Or maybe point at something at random and blurt, "Wow - check out that babufto!" Possibly, "I think my babufto is swelling - can you check that out for me?")
"babufto" - that's sooooo funny
SB - i got a roasted almond granola bar in my purse you can have.
i know I'm a jackass....
Duh. I just glanced at your blog again. Yesterday I thought you said you forgot HOW to eat breakfast - not that you forgot TO eat brakfast. Hence the inexplicable Egg McMuffin remark.
I sat around yesterday imagining ways people can forget how to eat breakfast. Wrestling with pancakes barehanded, eating boiled eggs without peeling 'em, things like that.
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