Wet Bottom (haiku)
you are eating what?
is this really what you want?
now; whats eating you?
is this really what you want?
now; whats eating you?
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
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5 comments:
Congratulations Humble Bob- Damn he is on a roll (no pun intended) !!!!!!!!!
Steakbellie - I'm proud of you, good job!!
How'd you do? I checked out your photoset on Flickr - it looked like a good party - will make some snide comments later.
Kat
I placed 7th out of 15-20, eating 4.6lbs of shoo-fly in 8 miutes. I was within .5lbs of several eaters and it was a pretty good performance considering the company.
I'll do a blog entry once I shake this nasty mood.....
grrrrrr......
A second look at some of those pics on your flickr set should be enough to brighten your mood. You're right, I shoulda gotten some with the cheerleaders. Who cares if it's my girlfriend's camera! So stupid!
A good shot of you and your fans here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/42103304@N00/sets/72157594180922395/
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