P A I N
in this rusty Town everybody wants to be Rocky or Rocky II. I can understand that, even if it's wrong.
Sure, be the underrated guy with a big heart who tries his best and wins in the end. The one whose dreams come true. Run those goddamned steps.
I'd rather be the guy that hurts that guy.
I want to be
Clubber Lang.
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Can I be Apollo Creed? He was cuter than the Mohawked wonder. Well... that's if I have to be a guy in this scenario :)
thanks for the giggle... I needed that! :)
My prediction for the fight?
PAIN.
That favorite quote of Smelmooo's from Rocky Three was brought to you by... THe Surreal Life 69.
I've never watched Rocky. There's always something better on. Like, anything, really.
I saw that Italian guy in one of those Rambo movies. Anyone who's acting career rests on being able to twitch one pectoral on command worries me.
I am, as my wife told me earlier today, irritable. I get that way when I don't poop. I'm irritable when I don't poop. It took me some 38 years to figure that out. Pooping is important. If you don't work, you don't eat. If you don't eat, you don't poop. If you don't poop, you die. So I must work so I can poop.
"What did you say, Paper Champion? I'll beat you like a dog, a dog, you hear?" - Clubber Lang
Wait...
Rocky - the first one - is an awesome, awesome movie. After that its commercial crap.
Clubber Lang is a shallow character when compared to the rich depth of BA Barackus.
I'm more than a little amazed that you all know all these details!
All I remember is how whiny Adrienne was.
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