duh.....

Picture the lunchroom of a small corporation on a monday morning. Five or six employees are moving about getting their morning coffee, creamers and sugar. There is chitchat about the recent Record Powerball Jackpot.

The CEO enters and places his cup in the coffee machine

Employee to CEO: "You were out on Friday and missed out on the lottery pool we had. We got 135 Tickets for PoweraAll"

CEO: (looks slapped): "That was STUPID!"

Everyone freezes from the scolding and only the coffee dispenser is making noise.

CEO: (very annoyed): "If you guys WON their wouldnt be anybody HERE to work today!"

Several awkward moments pass as the employees raise their eyebrows and stare at the CEO in disbelief. The machine finally stops and he grumbles out of the room with his full mug.