plates of twenty (haiku)
it's stopwatch eating
pounds of food force fed; i'm sick
before the sun's up
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- i think i'm still drunk
- i think i'm still drunk
- i was thinking....
- I stole this idea from Iris
- office pizza party
- with a donkey's jawbone in hand
- legends of new years eve
- things i say
- rain day
- the man with acetylene for blood (haiku)
- social life: two dvd's and a twelve pack (haiku)
- plates of twenty (haiku)
- hardened shoulders (haiku)
- black people dont walk on escalators
- Mr & Mrs Smith
- deja vu all over again
- Creatures of Habit
- might be alittle too gay
- Gabba Gabba Hey!!!
- I Deal in Tens
- The Blog of Lewd Enlightenment
- Something is afoot at the Hudson United Bank
- I'm Not Superstitious.....but.....
- One Year and 383 Posts Later
- Pepper
- The Afterglow....
- Waste of a day
- five miles of clarity
- the bath (haiku)
- The Return of Social Distortion
- High, Gloss (Haiku)
- and begin....
- The video is posted
- Made it.....
- do not attempt this at home
- sleep (haiku)
- Incident of the Black Shoes
- Me, Myself & the Ghost of Henry Rollins (Haiku)
- Finding Purpose
- Headup - Deftones
- You Are A Cog.: This Is Your Life
- fuck yeah
- close
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Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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