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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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2 comments:
Not true at the D.C. Metro station escalators.
i think i need to be more specific with my generalizations. This isnt true in Philly either.
This IS true in NYC, at the Port Authority and at NY Penn Station, during rush hours, especially during the years 1999-2000. Go there at that time (and year) and you'll know what I'm talking about.
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