STEAKBELLIE CALLED OUT SICK

THERE'S A GUY AT MY WORK WHO IS IN CHARGE OF LETTING THE OFFICE KNOW WHEN SOMEONE CALLED OUT SICK OR IS RUNNING LATE. HE SENDS ME AN EMAIL EVERYDAY, AND EVERY GODDAMNED LETTER IS CAPITILIZED. I HAVE GOTTEN SO IMMERSED IN THE INFORMATION AGE, THAT I PERCEIVE IT AS YELLING. I WINCE WHEN I READ HIS EMAILS!!!!