Icecream Truck Haiku
prowling streets again
free jingles, but cash for treats
re-circling my block
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I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
I have three beautiful sons that are lucky enough to look like their Mother. I spend all of my time with those little bastards. I'm rated 18th in the World for Competitive Eating. It makes my Mom nervous, she thought I was going to be a Doctor.
I like the smell of Gasoline
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One of my favorite things is when my wife comes home with a bunch of trashy tabloids and we lay in bed with a glass of wine and laugh at Britney Spears.I hate award shows and people who say 'fiance' too much.
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- Black Thirteen
- drinking and blogging
- The Deceiver
- have whats her name wake me up when all of this is...
- Karl Marx action figure
- 4:45 Blues
- dont panic
- Talking to the Crazies
- The Quirks keep on coming....
- The Boy who saved my life
- dear maynard
- Friday Night
- Internet Hunting
- "You cant polish a turd"
- Japan sorry for WWII
- My Favorite Bible Verse
- "Pretty girls make graves"
- Backroom Papacy
- The Test
- Vatican Hijinks
- deuterium
- shirt
- Atlantic Shitty
- Fuck It
- OK so it's mostly Good.....
- The Good, The Bad, You're Ugly
- Doing everything but what's important
- Katie & Nicole
- Black Thirteen
- untitled
- Painfully Bored.........
- STEAKBELLIE CALLED OUT SICK
- The Struggle Within
- Answered Prayers
- Question of the Day
- "Satisfied Needs Do Not Motivate"
- Bring Out Your Dead
- my dream
- untitled
- My War
- Principle Trumps Opportunity, Rock Beats Scissors
- Icecream Truck Haiku
- rittenhouse
- Thats enough venom for today
- Terri Shivo's First Full Day in Hell
- Pope for a Day
- Caffienated Venom
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Disappointed Readers
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Do You Know Where You Are Right Now?8 years ago
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QUICK THOUGHT FROM THE KILIMANJARO MARATHON10 years ago
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Blog Moved!11 years ago
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The Album Game12 years ago
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Al Sharpton, "Keeping it Real"?12 years ago
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And The American Idol Finale Winner Is...12 years ago
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Wha?14 years ago
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Hey Everybodddeeeeyyyyyy15 years ago
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Indexed is moving!16 years ago
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Competitive Eating Links
Shhh...They Are Sleeping....
Bucket List
- * Stand on a Glacier
- * Make Pickles
- * Wrestle in an Open Wrestling Tournament
- * Run to Work (about 10 Miles)
- * Take my family to Germany
- * Bike 200 Miles in a Day
- * Get in a Fistfight
- * Do a Pullup
- * Qualify for the Nathans Hot Dog Finals in Coney Island on July 4th
- * WIN an IFOCE sanctioned eating contest
- * Do 100 Pushups without stopping
- * Make Wine
- * Eat 40 Hamburgers in 8 Minutes
- * Brew my own Beer
- * Bench Press My Weight
- * Weigh less than 200lbs
- * Go to New Zealand
- * Go to Wisconsin
- * Go to Scotland
- * Run a Marathon in under 4 hours
Bucket List (done)
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1 comment:
Great! I've been struggling with a black eyeliner Haiku. I don't think I understand the form well enough.
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