drinking and blogging

so anyway, I was supposed to lift tonght but the new people moved in and we had a big ass imprompto party in their drivewway (spellings an issue) and this one neighbor started blabbing her mouth about her dumb ass college roommmate. Well her roomaate was a virgin and was obsessed with sex. She'd ask every night what it was like and grill all the girls. To make up for it she blew every guy she met....right, i know.....and there are two important things to remember here.

1. She blew alot of guys
B. My neighbor had to take her to the hospital because she got CRABS in her eyelashes and was trying to scratch her eyes out
4. She is now a Neuro Surgeon

I told her she should have been an oral surgeon.